Episode 5: 10 Things I Want From That Galaxy Far Far Away Posted by: Ric Nimrod 7-10-02 12:01am 10 - Force Choke: Who wouldn't want to have this power. "Mr. Nimrod, we don't really think your program is the image we are looking for at this station" I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING and throw out the ol' force choke. Guaranteed to never get F'ed with again. "Hi boss, I want a raise" "sorry, it is not in the budget" aim the trusty force grab and BOO-YA you are in a new tax bracket. 9- An R2 droid. Not only to fix everything in the house, but to also fetch my drinks. 8- Leia. Really, I want her... she is the motivation to many mastabatory sessions and I would like to bounce her boobies in person. 7- A blaster... it proves to be better than hokey religions and ancient weapons. 6- A speeder - they seem to be a far better form of transportation, but they need a good stereo system installed. I can just see myself hovering up to a stoplight with my Kid Rock CD thumpin', the woofers vibrating and rattling the windows. Man the hotties would know that I was indeed pretty fly... for a white guy. 5- A cape - these accessaries are not in fashion in our day and age, but anyone who was anyone in Star Wars wore a cape (Vader, Dooku, LANDO) 4- A walking throne - Are these exclusive to Naboo or does Mr. Gunray travel with his own walking throne? 3- A Gaffi Stick - I don't know what they do, but they look intimidating as hell! 2- A dewback - While not as fast as a Taun-Taun, it smells much better... on the outside as well as on the inside. 1- of course... A LIGHTSABER!   nimrod