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Scott "Marblehead"
is a disgruntled former Hasbro employee, an expert in all things
Star Wars, and a finder of rare antiquities. If you would like
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The Prevailing Wisdom
Posted by: Marblehead
7-24-02 12:01am
Do the actors in
the SW movies get any money when their likeness is turned into
a toy?
susan mertz
I'm certain that
the actors from the original trilogy received no reimbursement
for their likenesses save for R5-D4. He put on such a tremendous
performance Lucas made an exception on his behalf. I'd venture
to say it's the same for those in E1 and E2, they would receive
nothing from the licensers. Lucas owns the rights to all Star
Wars characters and properties, he pays the actors to portray
those characters in his films. Besides, isn't having the acting
exposure in one of the greatest film saga's of all times enough
return? Sorry Jake Lloyd.
Money talks, I should know, mine always
says, "goodbye."
Scott
Hey, I own a promotional
Pepsi Chewbacca standee from 1996 when Pepsi started releasing
all that promo crap for the SW Special Edition. I was just wondering
if you knew how much it was worth.
The 0utIaw Torn
Those things make
great snow sleds! I had angled for so many of those Special Edition
standees it would have made the homeless jealous. They weren't/are
not produced in the same quantity as the regular character standees.
This makes them a bit more desirable but don't believe you'll
get $100 for it...if you can give me the buyer's name. These
Special Edition standees would bring in a few more bucks but
nothing too significant. $15-$25 depending on the character.
Walkin' in a winter wonder land.
Scott
How
many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll
Pop? |
Now, many people
parody and mock that wise old owl whom the little kid asked that
very same question. I, as a kid, took this to be very serious
business and conducted my own research into finding this answer
to this age old riddle. As if Batman on a quest for answers
to rescue Metropolis before the clock has run out, I bought that
damn Tootsie Roll Pop and began licking. One lick, two licks,
40 licks, 400 licks my tongue had felt like the bottom of the
world maggot. Not to quit, I had the vision of greatness in
my tiny head, "The people at Tootsie will be so amazed when
I send them a letter telling just the right number of licks.
I'll be rich and famous." Well, here I now sit, neither
rich nor famous writing letters for a really sucky website.
(CreatureCantina.com Sucks!) The only thing I have to show for
my feat of doomed greatness is a talent and skill that many women
are greatful for and enjoy today.
I did it, I really did. Oh, and it was
somewhere one thousand and something licks.
Excercise your choppers.
Scott
As a rumored former
employee of Hasbro, what do you think the best way to take over
their company is??? Thanx for your help
XdanX
Stroudsburg, PA
Dear softcore XXDan,
Who told you it was rumored? The only rumors revolve around the
belief that CEO Allen Hassenfeld has ties with the mob. Why else
would they close offices in Cincinnati and San Francisco while
maintaining the largest bleeding money scab of the entire company,
the Rhode Island office? Unless you do not value your 10 digits
or maybe you need a pair of new shoes....one sizes fits all...I'd
stick with buying the toys and dismiss your concocted coup.
Filing for the Federal witness protection
program.
Formerly known as Scott
Hi Scott,
A question: How the hell did R2-D2 get out of Owen and Beru's
Moisture farm pit and escape? Beats me........any ideas?
Andrew Kitchen
Dear Andy's kitchen,
It's widely known that George Lucas is a fan of adventure and
tall tales. Star Wars is actually a melding of a few different
stories. Lucas wrote the original Star Wars trilogy as a space
fantasy but if you read into it closely you will also notice
that it is loosely based on one of his favorite childhood tales,
"Peter Pan."
The clues are all there. Han and Chewy
along with C3-PO strongly resemble the "Lost Boys"
from Peter's adventures. Princess Leia is the sexy and stong
"Wendy." Luke Skywalker is most obviously "Peter
Pan" himself. Darth Vader of course has to be the anti-good
doer as "Capt. Hook." The most surprising character
comparison obviously comes with Obi-Wan Kenobi. Ben, it may be
unknown, is the "croc." The greatest nemesis of Capt.
Hook, besides Peter Pan, has always been the fearsome crocodile
which stole a portion of Hook in earlier encounters. As is obvious,
Vader (Capt. Hook) maintains a deep imbedded fear for Ben. Striking
down Ben, just as Hook did the croc, only created and induced
more paranoia and fear.
That leaves only one character to be identified
from both tales of venture. R2-D2 and "Tinker Bell."
The hell you say. If it weren't for Tink would Peter ever been
known as Pan? If it weren't for R2 would Luke have ever embarked
on his journey thru the far, far away galaxy? The answer is obvious
even to Wilbur and Orville Wright, and also no stranger to Cheech,
it's the magic dust. A little bit more magic dust, a little bit
more magic dust.
Either that or he had always been hiding
those thrusters in his trousers until the perfect time to impress
Natalie in E2. Horndog.
Size doesn't always matter.
Big Scott
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