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Nimrod's Latest Top 10 - AOTC v/s MIB!!
Posted by: Ric Nimrod 7-3-02 12:01am

Sick of Scooby and the Spider scorching Star Wars? Wishing Wil would wilt. DONT GIVE YOU BOX OFFICE DOLLAR TO MIB2.

10 reasons to go see Attack of the Clones instead of Men In Black II this holiday.

10- Barry Sonnenfield is a HACK and George Lucas is not.

9- The sound of the siesmec charges.

8- Sam Jackson is a badder brother than Wil Smith could ever be!

7- The first MIB was only OK... the first Star Wars was GROUNDBREAKING!!!

6- Star Wars has no annoying Wil Smith rap song as the end credits play.

5- Natalie Portmans left breast

4- Natalie Portmans right breast

3- Natalie Portmans bellybutton

2- A lightsaber is a far cooler weapon than the noisy cricket

1- THERE IS A STAR WARS MOVIE IN THEATERS... RIGHT NOW...why would you even think about seeing something else? Go see Clones AGAIN

 

nimrod

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