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Nimrod's Latest Top 10 - AOTC
v/s MIB!!
Posted by: Ric
Nimrod 7-3-02 12:01am
Sick of Scooby and the Spider scorching
Star Wars? Wishing Wil would wilt. DONT GIVE YOU BOX OFFICE DOLLAR
TO MIB2.
10 reasons to go see Attack of the Clones
instead of Men In Black II this holiday.
10- Barry Sonnenfield is a HACK and George
Lucas is not.
9- The sound of the siesmec charges.
8- Sam Jackson is a badder brother than
Wil Smith could ever be!
7- The first MIB was only OK... the first
Star Wars was GROUNDBREAKING!!!
6- Star Wars has no annoying Wil Smith
rap song as the end credits play.
5- Natalie Portmans left breast
4- Natalie Portmans right breast
3- Natalie Portmans bellybutton
2- A lightsaber is a far cooler weapon
than the noisy cricket
1- THERE IS A STAR WARS MOVIE IN THEATERS...
RIGHT NOW...why would you even think about seeing something else?
Go see Clones AGAIN
nimrod
PS: since everyone else plugs thier eBay
auctions, check out mine. My eBay name is marvellis
http://cgi6.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=marvellis
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