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President Bush rests comfortably
after brain pacemaker operation
Posted by: Ric
Nimrod 7-18-01 7:31pm
July 13, 2001 | WASHINGTON -- In
the second White House health scare in little more than a week,
doctors Wednesday night implanted a sophisticated pacemaker in
President Bush's brain. The device, known as an implantable cranial
defibrillator, or ICD, continuously monitors and records the
president's brain waves. When Mr. Bush's brain activity becomes
dangerously slow for a chief executive, the device delivers a
mild electric shock, jolting the president back to a relatively
active mental state.
"I feel good," the president
told reporters several hours after the operation. Bush then twitched
noticeably. "I mean, I feel well," he said. Doctors
say the implant is performing flawlessly, although they're trying
to limit the number of shocks Bush receives to fewer than 100
a day. The surgery came barely a week after Vice President Dick
Cheney was fitted with a device to regulate his irregular heartbeat.
The White House portrayed last night's medical procedure as an
"insurance policy" against further problems for the
president. At a news conference at George Washington University
Hospital, where the operation was performed, doctors downplayed
the seriousness of Bush's condition. The periodic electric jolts
from the implant, physicians say, will have minimal effect on
the president.
"His hair is not going to stand on
end," said chief surgeon Dr. Alan J. Thayer. "Well,
maybe a little."
The president, looking tired but fit after
his operation, said that the device will help him function better
as a world leader.
"The American people need to know
that their president is equipped to handle a trouble spot like
Slovenia," Mr. Bush said. "Serbia, I mean Serbia,"
he added, his head jerking violently.
Bush has an extensive medical history of
moderately impaired thinking and reasoning, dating back to the
1970s. Doctors have long noted that the president's thoughts
easily become confused, and that his public pronouncements often
deteriorate into a tangle of mispronunciations, faulty logic
and bad grammar. Although Bush's condition wasn't serious enough
to prevent him from running for president, or from winning the
state of Florida, doctors say his condition has deteriorated
significantly in recent months. The president's brain wave activity
dipped dangerously low during his recent trip to Europe, and
stopped altogether at one point during a meeting with Russian
president Vladimir Putin. The Russian leader was unaware of any
change in Mr. Bush's condition, officials say.
Yesterday, the president's doctors subjected
him to a battery of mental tests to assess his risk of developing
a potentially fatal "zero brain wave" pattern. Once
the risk was confirmed, surgeons decided to implant the electronic
device, which acts both as a pacemaker and a defibrillator. The
pacemaker component is programmed to speed up the president's
thinking when it becomes abnormally slow. The defibrillator can
shock his brain back to a normal state if Bush's thoughts become
"too fast," although doctors say that the chances of
that happening are remote.
The device that doctors sutured to the
base of the president's cerebellum is known as a Medtronic Gem
IV DR model. (There were some problems with an earlier model,
which had to be recalled by the manufacturer.) Such devices,
once the stuff of science fiction, have become an increasingly
common tool in modern neurology. Hundreds of prominent Americans
have been fitted with so-called mental pacemakers in recent years,
including actor Adam Sandler, TV personality Mary Hart, Yankees
owner George Steinbrenner, singer Britney Spears, Rep. Gary Condit,
D-Calif., former vice president Dan Quayle, and the entire board
of directors of the now-defunct Pets.com. Some of those who wear
a mental pacemaker expressed hope that the president's condition
would raise public awareness about their circumstance.
"This may turn out to be a blessing
in the skies for all of us," said talk show host Maury Povich,
who was fitted with one of the first Medtronic devices four years
ago. Mr. Povich trembled violently from head to toe before adding,
"I mean disguise, disguise, for God's sake, turn it off."
Bush has been advised to avoid deep thoughts
for a few days to give the device a chance to settle in place.
Doctors say the president so far has cooperated fully with the
recommendation. Bush has also been told to alternate holding
his cell phone against his right and left ear so the implant
receives equal doses of radiation from each side. And the president
will have to run at full speed whenever passing through White
House metal detectors.
Several congressional leaders privately
expressed concern about the president's medical procedure, coming
barely a week after Cheney was fitted with a device to regulate
his irregular heartbeat.
But Bush dismissed the worries, stating
that the Bush-Cheney team is "more fit than ever" to
lead the country.
"You'll find no healthier duo than
Dick Cheney and I," Bush said. The president hesitated,
as if waiting for a signal, and when none came, broke into a
toothy grin.
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