You don't know the power of... Regal Robot!

by Darth Danno
on 2022-09-07, 08:12:09

Another news flash fresh from "RR" that we want everyone to know about!

Regal Robot's has released a new Darth Vader magnet inspired by the epic, climactic battle between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Vader in the hit Lucasfilm series, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kebobi.

Darth Vader's unforgettable battle-damaged look is recreated here as a highly detailed magnetic mini sculpture. Hand painted with a most impressive faux bronze finish, silver tones highlight Vader's human form beneath the mask.

Designed, prototyped and produced in the USA, each magnet is cast in solid resin and hand painted by the Regal Robot artists in the company's New York studio with distinctive faux finishes. They ship ready to display.

Add this great magnet to your collection, home, office, man-cave or fridge and get discounted shipping if you order together with other magnets from the series! See more photos and shop the collection here: https://regalrobot.com/starwars-art-sculpture-decor/

Now we understand that Vader currently isn't in the best of moods, what with having his helmet cracked and all, and may arrive at your location somewhat... grumpy, to say the least. But have no fear! The totally terrific Mr. Tom Spina has put in a failsafe to make sure the Dark Lord doesn't get too out of hand, much like what Galen Erso did for the original Death Star.

So if D.V. tries to use his "magnetic" personality on you or your loved ones, and starts barking orders at you to "Join the Empire", "Give in to the Dark Side", "Release your hate", "Reveal the location of the secret Rebel base", start working on another Death Star, etc... Simply follow these easy steps to put him in his place.

1. Make eye contact with the magnet
2. Point your finger in his direction (Index finger, please! There is no need for profanity!)
3. Use a stern tone and say...
   OBI-HAYVE!