Action Figures & Their Breweries!

by Bill Cable
on 2022-01-05, 09:20:47

We have a big announcement here today at CreatureCantina! After more than a decade reviewing beers, we've decided to take the next step: it's time to start our own brewery! Image

The Creature Cantina Brewing Company will be run by our esteemed cicerone Beedo Sookcool, who knows more about flavors than just about anyone I've ever encountered. Now instead of figuring out what action figure best goes along with a beer we stumble across, we can create beers specifically for selected action figures! It's the natural evolution of the series!

Mr. Sookcool raved, "I can't wait to infuse our next brew with essences of artisanal galangal harvested in the steppes of Myanmar as was the tradition by regional warlords in the early 3rd century." We're excited to reveal that all of our beers will be screaming-fresh IPAs, which is Beedo's most favorite beverage type.

Our plan is to release our first brew NEXT WEEK! So be sure to check back to see our inaugural beverage which will launch our brand. is not affiliated with Lucasfilm Ltd. or any of its licensees... damn them to hell. Can't they see a golden opportunity when they see it? Buy us, you fools! You already own our souls and all our money... buy US!!! This site uses Google Analytics. It does not collect or share any additional user data.
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