Big things happening at CreatureCantina!

by Darth Danno
on 2021-01-13, 07:21:45

Be sure to catch our monthly "Zoom" meetings which happen the first Saturday of each month (and are posted to Facebook shortly thereafter.) This year we're going to have:

CELEBRITY GUESTS!

(Unfortunately we can't tell you exactly what guests we'll have as no one is returning our calls, responding to our e mails, etc... But I'm sure someone will respond soon... I hope.)

RAFFLES!

(Oh, I'm sorry, that was supposed to read "WAFFLES", I made too many, the dog is already sick of them... or maybe sick from them. You never can tell with my cooking. Anyway, I just don't have the heart to throw them away. Waste not, want not! All you'll have to do is pay shipping.)

A GIVEAWAY FOR 2 TICKETS TO STAR WARS CELEBRATION 2022 WITH ALL EXPENSES PAID!

(All you have to pay for is the flight, the hotel, transportation to and from the convention center, and of course, the tickets themselves. One night of the convention, we (as in CC.com) will be taking yourself and a guest for a night of all-you-can-eat dining at "HONDO'S HOUSE OF HAGGIS", formerly "Han's Hunan Hut" and before that it was "Jabba's Jambalaya Joint", and before that it was "Leia's Lasagna Lounge". If you don't know what haggis is, it's described as a savory pudding containing sheep's pluck (which is sheep's heart, liver, and lungs) minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock and cooked while traditionally encased in the animal's stomach. Sorry, no substitutions or alterations allowed.)

On top of all that, each month you'll get our usual witty banter, various insights and opinions, and what fun would there be without MY puns galore sprinkled in at the most apropos times. So what will we be discussing in Feb? We're going to give our readers a little preview of what will be discussed but remember, this is "for your eyes only" (No, we're not going to be discussing THAT James Bond film!)

NEXT MONTH'S TOPIC WILL BE...

STAR WARS-RELATED!

I know that may come as a shock to you, but there you have it! So be sure to be there next month, and EVERY month to hear what we have to say. We can absolutely positively 100% assure you that it will be more pleasurable than getting a colonoscopy from a blind gastroenterologist during a blackout in the middle of an earthquake. So don't miss it, otherwise you'll just be... missing out, and we'll be missing you. It's like the time I was missing my ex, but I kept reloading nonetheless. Hey, it was worth a shot, I wanted to go out with a bang! My Dad was a blaster and that makes me a son-of-a-gun. So, before the puns proliferate any more than they already have, I'm going to sign off...





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