submitted by:Bill Cable 2-12-03 at 12:01am
You know, AFA is making too much damn money. And I want some of it. And since I know I can do anything better than those goobers, I'm going to start my own competing grading service.

Introducing the "Creature Cantina Grading Center!" We'll take your money, grade your figures, and GUARANTEE you'll see a 3000% return when you hock that sucker on eBay.

What makes CCGC superior to AFA? Well first of all, we've done away with those unsightly and difficult-to-display welded-shut acrylic cases. We've gone old-school, baby! Bags & boards! If it was good enough to protect vintage figures for the first 20 years, it'll be good enough for the next 20 years!

I know now you're saying, "Poly bags? How are you going to make sure these figures aren't tampered with??" Well I have a brilliant retort... our patent pending "Micromesh Silver" Seal! This time-tested method of permanent adhesion has been perfected by Cantina scientists to provide a very strong yet non-obtrusive binding.

But what would a state-of-the-art encasing system be without out a superior grading system? That's where the CCGC really shines! Instead of the paltry 12-level grading scale you find at AFA, we've instituted a 5000 point grading scale. Sick and tired of owning one of many AFA90s? Well with CCGC you'll know EXACTLY where your figure stands in relation to every other carded figure we grade. You'll KNOW you have the highest-graded 12-back Leia when it's a CCGC 4996! And you'll be able to track where your figures are on the totem pole using our web site! Got a "rare variation?" We're more than happy to confirm it! And not only do you get a numerical grade, you also get our own personal analysis of your figure stamped right onto the grading sticker.

When you consider these improvements over AFA, we here at the CCGC are confident you'll choose the superior option. CCGC - where were slap your figure in a bag almost as fast as we slap your ego!! is not affiliated with Lucasfilm Ltd. or any of its licensees... damn them to hell. Can't they see a golden opportunity when they see it? Buy us, you fools! You already own our souls and all our money... buy US!!! This site uses Google Analytics. It does not collect or share any additional user data.
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