Episode 8: 10 Reasons I Collect Star Wars Toys. Posted by: Ric Nimrod 8-21-02 12:01am This week I read a lot of on-line discussion about why people collect these crazy Star Wars toys. Some folks said nostalgia, others said it was because they liked to display the toys and some of the loony freaks said it was to play with them (as if these toys were to be played with). Well, I thought about it a while and I found 10 reason why I feel compelled to buy these toys, why King George can credit at lease one of his children's education to me and my bank book. These are the 10 reason why I feel as if I NEED to find a certain piece and why I can find no rest until that elusive toy is in my possession. 10: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch. 9: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch. 8: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch. 7: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch. 6: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch. 5: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch. 4: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch. 3: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch. 2: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch. 1: Because I am George Lucas' Bitch.   need I say more   nim