Attack of the Lazy Columnist: Episode 6: 10 Actors I Would Love to See in Episode 3 Posted by: Ric Nimrod 7-31-02 12:01am 10 - Steve Buscemi: He could play any part. This guy ups the cool factor in every project he is in... he even makes Adam Sandler movies OK. 9- Ralph Fiennes: This guy would be the perfect young Tarkin. (while most of these are jokes... this is serious, he would be great) 8- Howard Stern: He would be a great wookie, plus his involvement would ensure he would not bash the movie on his radio show as he has done with the last two SW movies. 7- Ron Jeremy: There is always room for the great one on any movie set. Can't you just see him banging away at Amidala as Queen Jamila and Corde' grind onto the new hidden attachments on R2 (they had to remove the booster rockets to make room for these vibrating babies, that's why he does not have the rocket feature in the Original 3) 6- Rosie O'Donnell: She would be great in the role of Alderan. 5- Quentin Tarantino: He could reprise that role in Desperado. The drug dealer telling the joke... I can see him belly up to the Mos Eisly Cantina saying "I bet $300 I can piss 10 feet into this shot glass" 4- Verne Troyer: He could play Mini-Manaman. 3- Jackie Chan: I see him as a wise, drunken Jedi master. 2- Wayne Knight: The guy is a god. He is the cause of the entire Jurassic Park debacle AND he played Newman on Sienfeild. 1- Salma Hayek: I just think she is HOT, so I would like to see her in all movies. I would also like to see Tiffani-Amber Thiessan... perhaps Salma and Tiff as a few handmaidens in that Ron Jeremy scene. Man I can't wait for EP3   nimrod