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Finally The Nimrod Has Come
Back To CC
Posted by: Ric
Nimrod 12-12-01 12:01am
Are you ready for another hodge podge of
Nimrod ramblings? Well here is another edition of my random
thoughts potpourri columns.
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 is the best video
game EVER! THPS3 makes the PS2 worth its weight in gold. Now
lemme tell you about the Xbox. It is a graphical geek-gasim
despite its controller problem, and Halo and Odd World: Munches
Odyssey are KILLER games that look and play better than damn
near any games you have ever played. These two games alone make
this awesome machine worth owning.
Speaking of Odd World, if you are a Star
Wars fan and have not yet discovered the video game world of
Odd World, YOU ARE MISSING OUT. Run to the store and pick up
the first two PS1 games (the newest one is the third in a projected
ten game story line).
Family is hard!
Now that we have seen three separate Episode
II trailers, what do you think? I am convinced that we are about
to see the Star Wars film we all want. If it is not, I say we
bum-rush Skywalker Ranch and kick King Georges ass, tie
him up and pry his eyes open (like Clockwork Orange style) and
make him watch Raiders of the Lost Ark and SW:ANH and SW:ESB
over and over until he remembers how to tell a good story and
make a good movie at the same time.
Less than six months and counting, and
we get The Lord of the Rings and Spider-man to hold us over until
then. The Attack of the Clones is coming.
I hate Christmas.
To all those folks who e-mailed me about
my 9-11 column complaining about my demand for the EMPIRE TO
STRIKE BACK, well, as I predicted, we are striking back. I received
a few letters arguing that we should keep peace and NOT retaliate
for the attacks on this country, to those readers I say GET BENT!!!
I will not be satisfied until the blood of Bin Laden is shed.
And even then, I will still not be satisfied. HOWEVER please
don't stop e-mailing. I love the opinions of my readers, I JUST
LOVE THEM MORE WHEN THE MIRROR MINE!
WHATEVER you do, stay away from the Hollywood
turd that is Pearl Harbor. It is CRAPTACULAR!!!
Porn is cool.
Some things ALWAYS make me smile, The Rolling
Stones, A fresh-rolled joint and Star Wars - so it always was,
so it always will be.
OK, so I have been really busy lately,
(Don't take 15 credits of school, work 3 jobs and get married
in one semester) BUT the Nimrod has come back to CC and will
be contributing weekly again. I have a few half-written columns
I am finishing and will start a four part series next week.
The series will be NIMRODS OFFICIAL TOP 100 COOLEST MOVIES EVER
IN THE HISTORY OF FILMS (or whatever title I come up with by
that time).
UNTIL NEXT TIME MY NIMROIDIANS,
the Nim is OUT
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