Sith Mania - Round 5
Posted by: Darth Danno 10.25.06 12:01am
THIS IS IT!!! Sith Mania is ending one week early and what a final match we have in store for you! Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith is going against not one, but 2 opponents in the hopes of retaining his Sith apprenticeship. Can he hold on, or will we have a new threat in the galaxy? And if Freddy or Jason win, will the Emperor be able to control them, or is even his supremacy in danger? Let's not waste another minute and get right to the action!

VADER vs. FREDDY vs. JASON
Here we go everyone! We are underway in the final match of Sith Mania! We've got Freddy in one corner, Jason in the corner to his right, and Vader is leaning against the ropes across from them, forming a pyramid of evil. Vader starts out by reaching his hand towards Jason, he's initiating a Force choke! Jason drops his machete and is grabbing at his throat as if that's going to do any good. Freddy is just propped up against a turnbuckle and enjoying the show. Jason tries to take a step, then another, now he's down to his knees! He's clawing desperately at Vader, but he's just too far away to reach him. Jason refuses to go down though! Freddy is laughing and applauding the show. It looks like it's going to be a one on one match any minute now. Jason drops to his chest and is crawling toward Vader. He's not giving up so easily! He's reaching for him with all his might, but is STILL too far away. Jason is down, I repeat, JASON IS DOWN!!!

Vader continues with the Force grip. He's not counting Jason out so soon. But Jason isn't clawing, he's not crawling, he's not...moving. Vader releases his grip and crosses over to the fallen Mr. Voorhees. Lord Vader gives Jason a solid kick to the head and he's not reacting at all! And then there were two, as Vader turns his attention to Mr. Krueger. Vader reaches to his belt and detaches his lightsaber. Krueger takes a few steps into the ring as the lightsaber is activated. Who's going to make the first move? Wait...Freddy's face is changing...morphing...into...I DON'T BELIEVE IT! He did...something that altered his face and now he looks just like Anakin after his battle on Mustafar! He's begging Vader for help, and even sounds like him! Vader takes a few steps back! He can't believe what he's seeing either! Freddy is holding his glove hand behind his back and the blades are...glowing? Am I seeing this right?... I AM! The blades on Freddy's glove are now 4 mini lightsabers!

Freddy is now arms length away from Vader as he drops to his knees! Pleading with the Dark Lord, asking him why he did this to him! Vader takes a cautious step in and Freddy is back on his feet and jams those light-blades right into Vader's chest box! Sparks are going everywhere as Vader stumbles back. Freddy yanks the blades out and buries them into Vader's chest, right above the box! The Dark Lord staggers back into the ropes for support! He's still clutching the lightsaber and takes a swing at Freddy. But Krueger just steps back and out of the path of the blade. WHOA!!! Jason just grabbed Freddy by the ankle! Freddy swipes down at Jason and cuts his arm off, but he took his eyes off Vader!! Vader uses the momentary distraction to step in, he swings the lightsaber and CUTS FREDDY OFF AT THE WAIST!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???

Freddy is now trying to crawl away and out of the path of danger. Vader tries to pursue but received too much damage already. He drops to his knees and loses the lightblade. His breathing sounds worse than ever! Jason is now getting up! He gets his bearings and sees the fallen lightsaber hilt at his feet. He picks it up and is trying to turn it on! Vader rolls over onto his back and raises his arm towards Jason, trying the Force choke once again. But Jason activates the blade and severs Vader's arm!!!! So we've got Vader without a right arm, Jason without a left arm, and Freddy without legs. Jason now turns his attention to Freddy. He charges at Freddy with the lightsaber and Freddy tries to crawl away. Vader is slowly getting to his feet, he sees Jason's machete and crosses to it! He picks it up in his left hand and goes after Jason.

Jason now has Freddy in a corner and is raising the lightsaber over his head, ready to cleave what remains of Freddy in two...and Freddy sticks his claw right into Jason's foot! He dropped the lightsaber!!! Vader scrambles over to it, drops the machete, picks up the saber and re-ignites it! Jason turns and slams his hand into Vader's mask...OOOH! I think he cracked it! (Vader's mask, not his hand.) Vader stumbles back but doesn't lose his weapon. Jason bends down and picks up the machete. Vader regains his composure...but not before Jason steps in and swings with the machete, cutting off a piece of Vader's helmet! Vader now backs up and Jason follows. Vader is circling around the ring, back to the corner where Freddy lies. Jason charges in and Vader sidesteps him, tripping Jason along the way. Jason stumbles and...OWWWWWWW!!!!! He just fell and in doing so, embedded the machete into Freddy's skull! Now Freddy isn't moving!

Jason is trying to get to his feet and Vader...what is Vader doing? He's holding out his arm towards Jason again and...he's... YES! He's trying to initiate the FORCE CRUSH!!! I haven't seen that move done in a loooooonnnnnnng time. Only the most skilled Dark Lords can command the Force in such a way that they can use it to break every bone in their opponents body!!! Again, Jason is trying to fight it. Using every ounce of strength left to get closer to Vader. Vader, in turn, is using every ounce of strength HE has left to channel the dark side of the Force to destroy Jason. Jason is starting to break under the pressure...You can see parts of his body twitch and shake, but he refuses to go down! This is incredible! Jason just will not admit defeat!

Vader is starting to show signs of wear also, his breathing is getting louder, he's beginning to shake also. Can he hold out? Jason is raising his machete into the air. Hoping to bring it down in one fell swoop right into the Dark Lord and end this once and for all. The blade is up and...CRACK!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!! We just heard every one of Jason's bones break simultaneously!!!! Jason is just standing there, frozen. I don't even think he knows what happened! Wait...his body just slumped to the mat like some grotesque rag doll, it's over. But Vader has fallen to the mat too! I guess this whole ordeal was just too much for him. He's not moving either! Everyone is down!!! What do we do now?

Well...this was unexpected. I guess this one will fall to the judges to determine a win...hold everything! We've got movement! it's...Freddy! Even without legs, and a machete stuck in his head, he's not quitting! He's crawling over to the fallen Sith Lord. You can hear Vader's breathing, but there's still no movement from him. Freddy reaches his fallen opponent, raises his blades as high as he can and...plunges them into Vader's back!!! The Dark Lord's body convulses, then goes silent. It appears we have a winner...and NEW Sith Lord!!! The crowd is cheering Freddy on as he pulls the glove from Vader's back and raises it in victory and...VADER'S HAND JUST SHOT UP AND GRABBED FREDDY BY THE NECK!!!!

Even though he's still face down, his hand is raising Freddy into the air and...SNAP!!!! He just snapped Freddy's neck!!! This is amazing!!! Vader releases his grip on the Dream Master, and slowly rolls over onto his back. Freddy's body drops on top of the lifeless Jason's. Vader continues to hack and wheeze as he slowly raises his gloved hand in victory!!! And the stadium erupts!!!! If that match didn't keep you on the edge of your seat, I don't know what would. The Emperor has droids in the ring attending to Vader as his Sith apprenticeship has been secured. That's it for us, Sith Maniacs, and now if anyone tries to get between me and the bathroom, they're going to feel my Dark Side! Good night, good luck, and May the Force be With You!!!