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Sith Mania - Round 4
Posted by: Darth Danno
10.18.06 12:01am
Here we go fright fans!
It's getting down to the wire and the only thing standing between
Freddy, Jason, and Pumpkinhead facing off against Lord Vader
is...well, Freddy, Jason, or Pumpkinhead! Two must go down for
one to go on to fight the ultimate battle to become "Official"
Sith Apprentice! This week, one fighter will rest and two will
rumble. Lots were drawn, dies were cast, and heads were rolled
before it was decided the match this week would be...
FREDDY vs. PUMPKINHEAD: HOO-BOY!!! Ladies and
gentlemen, this match is one a lot of people have been waiting
for since Sith Mania started. The betting has been fierce, but
the favored is none other than...Pumpkinhead! Freddy's got speed
and agility, but Pumpkinhead has size, and many feel that will
be the deciding factor in this match.
There's the bell and Freddy charges
in, wanting to get first blood. WOW!!! Pumpkinhead picked Freddy
up off the ground AND HEAD-BUTTED HIM ACROSS THE RING!!! Freddy
is having to shake the cobwebs out after that one! But he's charging
in again and...MAN!!! Pumpkinhead just backhanded Freddy to the
face and knocked him all the way back into a turnbuckle!! Freddy
is slow to get up but Pumpkinhead is charging in, wanting to
get this fight over now! He picks Freddy up by the neck and FLINGS
HIM OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE NOSEBLEED SECTION!!!
Pumpkinhead is now strutting
around the ring, signaling the fans to cheer him on. The noise
in here is getting deafening! I can barely hear myself talk and
I've got a microphone! Freddy is...nowhere to be seen? Where'd
he go? His crash site is still in disarray, but Freddy is nowhere
to be seen! Do you think Freddy just conceded defeat and took
off into hiding? I don't believe it, the great Freddy Krueger,
dream killer extraordinaire, has met his match and has backed
out of this fight! The ref is in the ring and has started the
10 count...2...3...4...If Freddy doesn't get in there soon, he'll
forfeit the match!...7...8...
Wait! Freddy just dropped down
from the rafters high above the arena and landed behind Pumpkinhead!
If anyone else were to try that, they'd be scraping 'em off the
mat with a squeegee! Pumpkinhead whirls around, but Freddy does
a tuck and roll and ends up behind Pumpkinhead again. Pumpkinhead
turns the other way and AGAIN, Freddy tucks and rolls behind
him. Pumpkinhead is swinging his tail around feverishly, trying
to score a hit on Freddy. But Freddy is too fast! He steps in
close and...
OOOOOOOH! He just cut off Pumpkinhead's
tail! Pumpkinhead is howling with rage now! Freddy digs his claw
into Pumpkinheads skin and is...trying to climb up Pumpkinheads
back! He's now on Pumpkinhead's shoulders and going to town on
that large cranium with those blades of his. Pumpkinhead is spinning
and clawing away with abandon, trying desperately to knock Freddy
from his perch. What is Freddy doing? Brain or whatever is inside
Ol' Pumpkin's noggin is going everywhere and I can't make out
what's going on.
Wait! Freddy has stopped, raised
his gloved hand in victory, and...ewwww. Spit in Pumpkinhead's
now...open cranium. I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! Freddy actually carved
a face into the back pf PH's skull, dug out all the insides,
and it appears the spittle has formed itself into some sort of
candle. Pumpkinhead's head is now a real working Jack-O-Lantern!
The crowd goes wild as Pumpkinhead drops to his knees and falls
face first to the mat. Freddy now nonchalantly gets off his defeated
foe and gives the victory sign to his adoring fans. What a match!...
HOLD EVERYTHING!!! Jason Voorhees
is now stomping down the aisle toward the ring. He doesn't want
to wait until next week, he wants to finish this now. Freddy
sees him coming and waves him on. Seems Freddy is anxious for
a rematch after what happened in "Freddy vs. Jason".
Jason is climbing up into the ring and it looks like we're...Wait!!!
The Emperor is making an announcement...He's saying that he's
got such confidence in Lord Vader that next week...all 3 will
enter the ring in a no holds barred free for all where it's every
man for himself! Holy Hoth snowstorms everyone! It's all come
down to this! Krueger vs. Vader vs. Voorhees. All I can say is,
all bets are off! See you in 7.
Darth Danno
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