Baldy's Meet & Greet!
Posted by: Baldy 10.12.05 12:01am
Interview With A Vampire (Well almost as rare)

This week on CC.com I have an interview with an extremely rare creature, one so rare only a few people have ever heard of one, much less see one. I am speaking of the Star Wars Widow. For pity's sake all names have been changed to keep certain people out of trouble (me).

Baldy: So you are the wife of a Star Wars collector?

Lynda Cable: Hi! Uh huh. I'm also a mom and a professor!

Baldy: I suppose this proves that even nerds and geeks *can* meet real women and actually even get married....

LC: Awwww he's not a nerd. Is he?

Baldy: What do you do for a hobby or entertainment?

LC: I play PC games.. most of the time I'm either doing work or taking care of the kids (yes that includes Bill Cable)

Baldy: Do you help out with Bill Cable's collecting?

LC: Well sometimes he'll give me specifically worded instructions when I go to Burger King during a Star Wars toy month.

Baldy: Does Bill Cable encourage you to pay for his hobby?

LC: Nah, he has his own allowance.

Baldy: Can you pay for mine?

LC: We do have a 3 yr old who needs a babysitter...

Baldy: Did Bill Cable collect before you met him and if so was that an issue to you?

LC: He didn't collect anything major, just the current toys. We went to a Star Wars collector's meeting in Ohio together and met a nice couple. Then he started learning the 'lingo'

Baldy: Has collecting ever been a problem for you or Bill Cable? IE, too much time, money, etc. put into it?

LC: No Bill Cable is pretty good about that.

Baldy: Does Bill Cable have other problems? (I need blackmail material here please)

LC: You know actually he's a good guy!

Baldy: Yeah right...... tell that to the staff on this site and see what you get. *At this point I get a stern glance and a smack to the back of the head*

This is something you can confirm or deny if possible but does Bill Cable actually drink Iron City beer? And if so WHY GOD WHY?

LC: Bill Cable would probably drink any Pittsburgh beer.. he's a die-hard.

Baldy: How much of your household is taken up with Bill Cable's collection for display?

LC: The guest room is the Star Wars room. Oh yeah there's a few things in the basement.

Baldy: Will this ever change?

LC: Yes he'll get a bigger room when we get a new house.

Baldy: Speaking of change, can you spare some? My car is running on fumes.....

LC: Julia needs a sitter in a couple of weeks; I have a meeting...

Baldy: Man you don't quit with that do you? How often do you see or talk with Bill Cable on a daily basis?

LC: We talk on yahoo more than in person! Since he works nights I hardly ever see him :(

Baldy: Is it more or less than you would like?

LC: It'd be cool if I could talk to him in person more. But yahoo works!

Baldy: Do you sometimes wish Bill Cable didn't collect anything?

LC: I'm glad he does. He has a lot of fun!

Baldy: And lastly, is Bill Cable any good in the sack? (This is in case HE is filling this out, I can catch him on it)

LC: *grins*

Baldy: That's not much of an answer.......... but thanks anyways.

*Again, all names in this article were changed to hide the real identity of Bill Cable. Bill Cable is NOT the subject of this interview and I did NOT interview Bill Cables wife for this. Bill Cable had nothing to do with this so don't any of you 6 readers tell him or I will hunt you down and KILL you.*