Baldy: Whats your name?

SY: My name is Steven Westerfield York. AKA The Why Man. AKA Big Stevie Why. AKA The Big Westerfield. I could go on and on, but my rap name is Audacious. But Steve's fine.

Baldy: Where are you from?

SY: I am from "The REAL OC." I think...I saw it on a TV Guide or something and it sounded cool.

Baldy: When will you pay my parking tickets off?

SY: I am unaware of any outstanding parking tickets unless it was connected to that one night in Tijuana and even then international parking tickets are not transferable over borders. You can return them to:
Steven Westerfield York, Editor of The Koala
C/O The Koala
Mailbox C-17, UCSD
La Jolla, CA 92093

Baldy: How long have you been collecting SW?

SY: I've been collecting the toys since I was a wee lad and have never stopped; I'm hoping to add the highly prized exclusive Japanese Super-Market Give Away Weequay Vibrator to my collection some day. All 17 produced were hand signed by George Lucas; I hear Gus Lopez has seven of them.

Baldy: How long have you been collecting Pr0n?

SY: Sorry, but I have never heard of "pRon;" I assume that is a misspelling of Tron, the popular 1982 Disney Science Fiction Fantasy film about coming of age. I do not current have any action figures or vehicles from that line and do not plan on it.

Baldy: Any specific collecting focus you may have? Any favorite pieces in your collection and why?

SY: I'm mainly interested in foreign stuff, pre-production and displays; I really don't have a favorite piece as I feel my collection is a hybrid and every piece has an important role and story with it.

Baldy: If you were a car what kind would you be?

SY: I'd probably be some sort of tricycle. I've been depending on cars too much lately.

Baldy: What sort of stuff have you been doing lately? HINT HINT PR0N COUGH COUGH

SY: I was recently re-named Editor of THE KOALA, the finest in collegaite journalism since 1982. I was overthrown in a violent coup in June of 2004 before I was able to regain the throne on January 5th, 2005 in a non-violent change of power. Its occupied much of my time. Oh, and I've been filming my sex life and putting it on TV; its kinda kinky you know. Go to www.thekoala.org (warning - contains mature content) to learn more (Shilllll!!!) Thousands of students came to me and wanted to see me naked; I gave it to them.

Baldy: Is Al Roker really THAT dorky?

SY: I think Matt Lauer's the real dork of the Today Show; at least he (Roker) can joke around about it and took responsbility for that medical procedure that temporarily cured him of his fatness but killed a bunch of people. I think he did a bit on Conan about that.

Baldy: Any words of wisdom for new SW collectors?

SY: Don't just announce a "Character Focus." I won't sell you my toys no matter how much you bug me.

Baldy: Where do you see SW collecting in 5 years, personally and overall?

SY: I'm not sure; I don't even know about the future of Star Wars collecting a year from now. I'm still you and a buck; I'm just waiting for Chris G. to drop out and no one collects the sh*t so I can pick all his goodies up for *pennies* from what *he* paid. I'm sure George Lucas will come up with another post-movie idea (Ewoks the world phenomenon anyone?) that will bomb and almost cost him his empire again.

Baldy: Is it true you steal ice cream from friends and enjoy it thoroughly?

SY: I actually do keep a few pints of ice cream at my different friend's houses so I have something of my own to eat there and ice cream lasts forever.

Baldy: Will I ever leave that issue alone?

SY: That f***ing sundae was mine FAIR and SQUARE. And you don't even want to know where that chocolate sauce came from ;^)