Drinks are on me...

SFA (single furry alien) seeks fun-loving lady. Enjoys going to bars...and well...going to bars. I hang out at bars a lot. I drink there. Sometimes I get into fistfights in the bars where I drink. We get into fistfights because they don't allow blasters. But usually, we just drink. Drinking is about my favorite thing to do. Other than going to bars....to drink. Yeah, so if you like bars and you like to drink a lot when you go there, maybe you would like me.

Do we have compatible interfaces?

I am a protocol droid fluent in millions of languages programmed for etiquette and human-cyborg relations. I am just coming out of a long-term relationship with my "companion" - a highly unreliable astro-droid. However, I think I would be compatible with just about any other well-behaved, refined, and intelligent person of manufactured descent. I hate to travel, and find it much more delightful to have an intellectually stimulating conversation while taking a nice oil-bath than to go gallivanting about the galaxy.

Looking for a great-tasting mate!

Hey, there! I'm new in town and bored out of my mind. I'm about to enter my mating season, so I'd like to meet a handsome young male invertebrate to fertilize my eggs. Not into the long-term relationship thing, since I generally devour my partners. I'm also on a low-carb diet at the moment, so I need a man who is in shape. I promise to take your head off in one bite, cutie!

Soon you will learn to appreciate me.

One never knows how to start these things...well...here goes. I am a very wealthy, but, sadly, very lonely Hutt. My enormous wealth makes it very hard for me to get close to women. Some might say that I have a quick temper, but, if you give me a chance, you will see that I'm just very sensitive about things. I don't get out much, but I can take you wherever you want to go in my huge, gigantic sail barge. So long as you respect me.

That's not my lightsaber

This Jedi Master is seeking a young, sexy padawan learner to teach the ways of the Force. You'd be amazed what I can do with my telekinetic powers. Oh, yeah, you're curious now, aren't you. Don't waste your time with those non-force sensitives.

I am the Jedi you are looking for, baby. I said...
I am the Jedi you are looking for.

Size matters not.

Keeps me from meeting women my work does, yes? Seeking older, mature women am I. Looking am I also for a lady who likes men of shorter stature. Enjoy nature and hiking do you? Long quiet hours give much pleasure, hmmm? Into spirituality any lady-friend of mine must be. Excellent cook, yes, very good am I. Make you good food by fire in my rustic abode, yes?