Grande Finale of DragonCon 2004!
Posted by: Baldy 09.22.04 12:01am
Or not so grand, whatever. Since Isaac pretty much did his summary on TRG last week, I am just going to do a quick finish of Sunday. Some of the pictures and descriptions that follow were told to me and may not be true. I headed home early Sunday because of the impending hurricane that was supposed to be heading towards my home. I wanted to miss as much of the wind and rain as possible on the 5 hour drive back, so I cut my DC experience short. So I was not in attendance for a lot of the following.

The night before saw The Miss Klingon Contest and it was a bust compared to last year. We had only one female start to lurk thru the audience and as soon as we saw her, we all pointed to John A. and whooping and shouting, "He's over here!' John took off for parts unknown and wasn't seen again until much later.

Saturday night also saw the Mr. Star Wars contest. We had no idea what to think of it but decided to go anyways. It basically entailed 10 guys that were subjected to a pageant, then whittled down to 5. Then those 5 guys had to go thru some hoops. This contest was one of the funniest things we witnessed all day. One guy was holding a Sprite bottle and we didn't figure out why till someone asked what his favorite weapon was. he answered, "Why, my Sprite-saber of course!" After that, Jeff C had his man to root for. They did a Whose Line is it Anyway? bit for a while and that was good too. We screamed Sanford and Son and that got picked. The guy playing Lamont got nuthin but bashed by the guy playing Fred Sanford. Every other phrase was "You big dummy!". Here is a shot of 3 guys, our Spriteman in the middle. The guy to the right eventually won for a stunning death scream reminiscent of Luke from ESB. He even hit the floor and wriggled around for a bit.

Sunday morning took us to the mall area again for a quick bite and then we went back out for more dealer room stuff. I headed to the area where the chicks were signing autographs and saw some Playmates:

• Bunny #1
• Bunny #2

I also met one of the female wrestlers. She is also a model for other things and does the wrestling bit on the side.

After that we kinda just wandered about for a bit, mainly to waste time until lunch. We had lunch with Mr. Tom Derby at a local burger joint. This was the first time I had met him and he is quite a nice guy. All of us had a good meal and a good time. After lunch, Mike C. had to catch a flight home so he left and took my camera. So all the following pictures were not taken by me.

Back in the lobby, we saw some more people:

• Stormtroopers
• Cammy from Street Fighter 2
• Slave Leia and Jedi
• A Fairy ( no, not THAT kind )
• LOTR crew
• The Bride and Minnie
• Critters
• Group of Fetts
• Evil Homer

Ok, now remember how last year I had all sorts of pics of half naked women all over the place? It seems I didn't see very many this time around. But Isaac told me that Sunday night was THE night for the risque outfits and I missed them! Damn my luck. It's a good thing that I got a lot of pics from Isaac and John A. to prove why DC is THE spot for the hotness.

Here are a few of the nicer ones.

• Fembot
• Random hottie
• Witchblade
• Dancer
• Dawn
• Cruxshadows Girls
• Some hiney
• Tall Kitty
• Devilgirl
• Spidergirl
• Supergirl
• Shane and Scouts (WARNING - near-nudity)
• Random chicks

Well, to say I had a good time would be an understatement. DragonCon always has something fun to do or see ( mostly see) and I plan to attend more of them in the future. I still have not gotten all the photos that I need from a few other people so when I do, I will be sure to post a link here for my loyal readers to see.

If you want to see the whole folder of DC pics that I have saved, please click here.

If you would like to see pics from last year, please click here.

Thanks for reading these updates as I know it makes Mr. Cable happy. Stay tuned for more Meet and Greets in the future and of course, all the Pr0n you can stomach!

Baldy