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Was that SuperShadow.com or
STUPORShadow.com?
Posted by: Bill Cable
06.23.04 12:01am
Our faithful reader and
friend Mark Nussbaum forwarded an E-mail to us from a year before
Episode 2 came out. The author claimed he had rock-solid inside
information detailing the plot of Episode 2... "Crusaders
of the Force." Reading it now is just... hilarious.
Be sure to check out their site
for the latest reliable plot summary for Episode 3... written
by GEORGE LUCAS HIMSELF!!!
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Greetings noble Jedi:
Star Wars Episode 2 - Crusaders
of the Force
The film opens with Anakin Skywalker,
R2-D2 and Jar Jar Binks arriving on Tatooine to rescue Shmi Skywalker
and C-3PO from bondage. Anakin lands his Republic cruiser at
one of the Mos Espa spaceports and heads to Watto's junk shop.
Watto tells Anakin that his mother and C-3PO are now the property
of the infamous Mitor the Hutt. Next, Anakin goes to Mitor's
headquarters to get his mother and C-3PO. While at Mitor's abode,
Mitor refuses to release Shmi and C-3PO because Mitor has grown
fond of them. A fight erupts. Anakin wins and takes his mother
and C-3PO. Anakin and company leave Tatooine and head for Naboo.
On Naboo, Queen Amidala holds
a celebration in honor of Shmi and C-3PO's freedom from slavery.
Anakin and Amidala continue there romance. Anakin receives a
communication from Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, which asks Anakin
to return to Coruscant for an important matter.
Palpatine sends Anakin and Obi-Wan
Kenobi to the planet of Alderaan, along with a large group of
Jedi Knights, to prevent a coming war with the Mandalorian supercommandos.
The two Jedi depart and eventually arrive at Alderaan. Once there,
they find the planet preparing their defensive facilities for
war, however, no enemy fleet is in sight. Anakin senses something
is wrong and wants to leave Alderaan for Concord Dawn. Obi-Wan
disagrees with Anakin and wants to stay on Alderaan. Shunning
his mentor, Anakin departs for Concord Dawn.
Meanwhile, Queen Amidala and
her troops have arrived at Concord Dawn to help fight the Mandalorians.
Because of Concord's state-of-the-art defensive facilities, the
fleet cannot attack. However, an employee of the local government
has sold the codes for the technology to the Mandalorins in a
stunning act of betrayal. The Mandalorians can now commence their
attack. Anakin arrives on Concord Dawn to find the planet under
siege.
He goes down to the surface and
begins to fight the armies of cloned warriors. He ignites his
lightsaber but is almost immediately taken with fear. He turns
to flee, but a spirit stops him in his tracks. It is the spirit
of Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn. He urges Anakin to ignore fear and the
dark side of the Force. Anakin retains his senses and remembers
a Jedi practice that may help him, Jedi Meditation. He focuses
his energies and begins to levitate above the clones. The clones
become afraid and Anakin gains the advantage.
Obi-Wan and the group of Jedi
Knights arrive at Concord Dawn to find Anakin carrying an unconscious
Queen Amidala. Anakin intimates that he fought the clones all
by himself, without Kenobi's help. Anakin and Amidala have a
"moment" aboard the Jedi ship and then the Jedi Knights
leave to fight the clones. A spectacular battle ensues, with
Jedi and clone alike cut down in the fight. When the dust clears,
Obi-Wan finds Anakin on the top of a heap of bodies, sans lightsaber.
Kenobi finds Anakin to be okay
and they depart back to their ship. Meanwhile, back on Coruscant,
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is addressing the Galactic Senate.
He states that he must depart the planet for a time to take care
of other "pressing matters." Obi-Wan and Anakin depart
the planet to find a terrific space battle above. The warships
of the Mandalorian and Republic are engaged in mortal combat.
N-1 starfighters weave in and out of the larger capital ships
in a fiery dance of death.
Anakin and Obi-Wan both begin
to sense something dark and foreboding from a larger ship in
the center of it all....it brims with the dark side of the Force.
The two Jedi board the ship to find it crewless, they cannot
sense a single being save the oppressive "feeling"
of the dark side.
They travel throughout the ship
to a bridgelike room. In it is a darkly-cloaked figure. He turns...it
is Darth Sidious! Both Anakin and Obi-Wan brace up, ready for
battle. Before the duo can do anything, Obi-Wan is knocked unconscious
by the blow of Anakin's lightsaber. It is the Concord Dawn traitor--Jaster
Mareel! The traitor gestures to Anakin with the young man's lightsaber
and says: "Here, take your saber, kid--you'll need it."
Anakin turns to Sidious and they
exchange dialogue concerning cloning and the many weaknesses
Sidious believes Anakin to have. Sidious concludes and says "Now,
let me show you the extent of my cloning, boy." From an
adjoining room emerges--Darth Rage!! Not realizing it is a clone
of the original Sith Lord, Anakin seethes with rage and lunges
into a passionate lightsaber duel. Anakin's rage eventually wins
over, the young Jedi severs Rage's bionic arms and decapitates
him. Anakin turns to Sidious as Obi-Wan awakens. Before the two
Jedi can attack the darkly-clad Sith Master, Sidious states that
if the enemies of the Mandalorian try to destroy the ship they
are on, it will create an explosion big enough to destroy all
of the surrounding ships. Obi-Wan and Anakin retreat, knowing
they must live to fight another day. As their ship leaves Sidious',
they witness an N-1 starfighter hurtling toward the larger ship
on a kamikaze mission.
The mission succeeds and the
ship is blown to smithereens in a terrific explosion, but not
before a Republic cruiser departs from the ship....it seems Sidious
will also live to fight another day. Anakin and Obi-Wan depart
for Coruscant. Back on Coruscant, Anakin appears before Mace
Windu and the remaining members of the Jedi Council to be knighted.
A seemingly joyous scene cuts to:
Chancellor Palpatine's quarters.
He is being addressed by another unseen by the camera. The other
voice states: "The boy is getting too dangerous; he must
be turned before it is too late..." While much darker dealings
take place, Anakin and Amidala are wed in a grand Royal Wedding.
It is a thoroughly joyous occasion and the light of the galaxy
seems to shine upon them as we fade to black . . .
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3 rumors, visit: http://www.supershadow.com
Your friend in the Force, always!
SuperShadow
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