Seventh Bounty Hunter Found
Posted by: Jason West 03.24.04 12:01am
A recent discovery has been made that will shock the world. Not only will this make you fall back in your chair. It might even make your spill that beer you have been cradling since Episode II. In a recent interview, an independent source has confirmed that a Seventh Bounty Hunter did exist. Who is this mystery Bounty Hunter and why has it been nearly Twenty-Four years since this information has come to life? This story will not be confirmed by any other Star Wars sources, expect for the words "no comment" and "what the hell are you talking about?"

As I dove deeper into the Interview, I noticed a little gleam in the person’s eye when talking about the unknown Bounty Hunter. Who is he? What kind of Bounty Hunter could he have been? What major role would he have played in the Star Wars films? The unknown source stated to me "this bounty hunter would have been bigger than Boba Fett." That knocked me out of my seat. "Bigger than Boba Fett," I said. No way in hell could a Bounty Hunter be more popular than Boba Fett. I bet Jeremy Bulloch would role over if he heard this. I attempted to dig deeper, to unravel this mystery. I had to find out who this Bounty Hunter and why he ended up on the cutting room floor.

The source went on to say that George Lucas made the call himself. He is responsible for all Star Wars fans only knowing six Bounty Hunters and not seven. I had to find out who this person was and where I track him down for an exclusive Interview. After bribing the source, I was able to get a name of this mysterious actor. I was shocked to hear the name "Charles H. Herman." Who in the hell is Charles H. Herman? I have never heard the name before in any acting circles. I am sure if I went up to Carrie Fisher, or David Prowse and asked who "Charles H. Herman" is, they would look at me and say "get away, you dumb ass."

After months and months of tracking every lead I can, nothing. I called the Screen Actors Guild and except for some rude conversations and of course being offered a date with Courtney Love, they said "zip." How could they not have a record of this guy staring in one of the Greatest Sci-Fi films of all-time? Was this guy in this movie for such a brief time that we might have missed him? Did this Bounty Hunter have a louder growl than Bossk? Did he have bigger nuts than IG-88 or 4 LOM? Hell, did he have a bigger rocket than Boba Fett? Why on earth would George Lucas cut this from the movie? As time went on, not one clue about this lost Bounty Hunter. Finally, I got my first break. After going to a local toy show and knocking a few back with Peter Mahew, he actually acknowledged the existence of this mystery Bounty Hunter. They actually had the same agent. After finishing the round, I got the agents name and was on my way.

TO BE CONTINUED...