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Seventh Bounty Hunter Found
Posted by: Jason West
03.24.04 12:01am
A recent discovery has
been made that will shock the world. Not only will this make
you fall back in your chair. It might even make your spill that
beer you have been cradling since Episode II. In a recent interview,
an independent source has confirmed that a Seventh Bounty Hunter
did exist. Who is this mystery Bounty Hunter and why has it been
nearly Twenty-Four years since this information has come to life?
This story will not be confirmed by any other Star Wars sources,
expect for the words "no comment" and "what the
hell are you talking about?"
As I dove deeper into the Interview,
I noticed a little gleam in the persons eye when talking
about the unknown Bounty Hunter. Who is he? What kind of Bounty
Hunter could he have been? What major role would he have played
in the Star Wars films? The unknown source stated to me "this
bounty hunter would have been bigger than Boba Fett." That
knocked me out of my seat. "Bigger than Boba Fett,"
I said. No way in hell could a Bounty Hunter be more popular
than Boba Fett. I bet Jeremy Bulloch would role over if he heard
this. I attempted to dig deeper, to unravel this mystery. I had
to find out who this Bounty Hunter and why he ended up on the
cutting room floor.
The source went on to say that
George Lucas made the call himself. He is responsible for all
Star Wars fans only knowing six Bounty Hunters and not seven.
I had to find out who this person was and where I track him down
for an exclusive Interview. After bribing the source, I was able
to get a name of this mysterious actor. I was shocked to hear
the name "Charles H. Herman." Who in the hell is Charles
H. Herman? I have never heard the name before in any acting circles.
I am sure if I went up to Carrie Fisher, or David Prowse and
asked who "Charles H. Herman" is, they would look at
me and say "get away, you dumb ass."
After months and months of tracking
every lead I can, nothing. I called the Screen Actors Guild and
except for some rude conversations and of course being offered
a date with Courtney Love, they said "zip." How could
they not have a record of this guy staring in one of the Greatest
Sci-Fi films of all-time? Was this guy in this movie for such
a brief time that we might have missed him? Did this Bounty Hunter
have a louder growl than Bossk? Did he have bigger nuts than
IG-88 or 4 LOM? Hell, did he have a bigger rocket than Boba Fett?
Why on earth would George Lucas cut this from the movie? As time
went on, not one clue about this lost Bounty Hunter. Finally,
I got my first break. After going to a local toy show and knocking
a few back with Peter Mahew, he actually acknowledged the existence
of this mystery Bounty Hunter. They actually had the same agent.
After finishing the round, I got the agents name and was on my
way.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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