The Empire Brings Sexy Back: a Star Wars burlesque sequel
by Bill Cable
on 2012-10-31, 08:59:57
So a couple weeks ago I received an invitation to cover an upcoming Star Wars event! Even better... this is a burlesque Star Wars event! Unfortuantely though... it isn't in Pittsburgh, so I can't do it. But fortunately it IS in Chicago - so Darth Danno can! (lucky @$#&^) Starting this weekend Gorilla Tango Burlesque will be presenting a Star Wars-themed burlesque show. So if you're a Star Wars fan and appreciate beautiful dancer and live in Chicago this is certainly something you'd enjoy.
Chicago, IL (November 2012): Insurgent Rebel scum have destroyed Lord Vader's glorious Peace Globe, and the noble Empire of the People's Workers has been rocked to the core by the shocking and unexpected attack. Worry, not, though- the Imperial Intelligence Bureau has tracked the perpetrators to the ice-planet Hoth, where they are suspected of harboring Droids of Mass Destruction. Join a guided press junket led by an (exceptionally attractive) Imperial Officer to learn the truth of the so-called 'Jedi' cult that threatens the stability of the galaxy's ONLY legitimate superpower.
Gorilla Tango Burlesque releases a second soon-to-be-classic script by author K Leo. In the THE EMPIRE BRINGS SEXY BACK: A STAR WARS BURLESQUE SEQUEL, Gorilla Tango yet again breaks new ground by releasing their first ever burlesque sequel. This silly, sexy, George-Lucas-approved** romp performs Saturdays at 10:30pm, November 3 - December 29, 2012 at Gorilla Tango Theatre Bucktown (1919 N. Milwaukee Avenue, Chicago IL 60647). Tickets are $20; 18 and over only. Advance purchase recommended: www.gorillatango.com/empire or 773-598-4549. **Burlesque George Lucas; not Real George Lucas
Though his Peace Globe is in smithereens, Lord Vader is undeterred in his quest to cleanse the galaxy of the Jedi scourge. Join His Esteemed Darthness, his devoted Imperial Officer, and celebrity bounty hunter BOBA FETT on the Star Destroyer Enduring Freedom to witness firsthand as the vile criminal Luke Skywalker and his Galactic Terrorists are routed from their stronghold and stripped bare of all defenses to expose the naked truth of their brazen lawlessness! Fear not-- Imperial Protector Troupes will defend you from Flirtatious Furballs, Busty Muppets, and all manner of Raunchy Rebels. Join us... and experience the story as only Our Glorious Lord Vader can tell it.
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