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Clone Wars II?
Posted by: Ric Nimrod 4-1-01 12:01am
More and more, the technology of "A long time ago,"
is finally developing in our own society. What you need is a
nimrod to tell you what it all means.
Full Story.
Emperor Implements Ride-Share
Posted by: Marblehead 4-1-01 12:01am
Due to Imperial budget constraints, Episode 7 TIE pilots will
be forced to carpool" With the destruction of the second
death star in nearly 10 years the Imperial military is deeply
in debt. This has forced the mysterious, yet unknown Emperor
to cut budgets on new defense programs and force existing pilots
to partner up and share flying duties during dramatic, nail biting
space battles. Developing...
Famous Artist reveals latest masterpiece
Posted by: Bill Cable 4-1-01 12:01am
When you think of the "Cable Original" series of drawings,
you think, "Legend in his own time." Well, the master
has come out with another brilliant creation. Tentatively titled
"Salacious Crumb's ass is now stinging like a bitch,"
this stunning work can be viewed in the "Cable
Original Art Gallery."
This Scalper wants YOUR MONEY!!!
Posted by: Bill Cable 4-1-01 12:01am
EntertainmentScalp.com is running a daring scam to rob you of all your
hard earned cash. They're offering the most recent wave of E1
peg warmers for ridiculously high prices! Check out these insane
deals:
- E1 C-3PO - $34.99
- E1 Anakin Pilot - $12.95
- E1 Soft Good Obi-Wan - $20
- E1 Swimming Jar Jar - $0.05
- E1 1st-Gen Darth Maul with pink chin - $750 (RARE VARIANT!)
If you're interested in taking advantage
of these SPECTACULAR deals, CLICK HERE!!!
Jar Jar Binks starts brawl at Oscars
Posted by: Ric Nimrod 4-1-01 12:01am
"Messa being a biggie star, messa
sure messa wassa invited," says Star Wars star Jar Jar Binks.
After being rejected at the door at the Academy Awards ceremony
on the evening of March 25, Mr. Binks allegedly punched a photographer
as well as one of the doormen.
"He reeked of gin and the pungent
smell of marijuana," said fitness guru Richard Simmons prior
to being ushered to his seat inside the festive celebration of
film and fame.
If convicted, Mr. Binks could receive a
two-year sentence in jail as well as a hefty fine. When asked
if this would effect the filming of Star Wars: Episode 3, a spokesperson
for LucasFilm replied, "Everything is going as I have foreseen."
Pick up shots for the current Star Wars
film in production, Episode 2, are scheduled to begin on March
26. No word from the Lucas camp on if Jar Jar is in any of the
scheduled scenes, but the troubled Gungan is currently out on
a signature bond so it is assumed he would be available for any
shots he may be needed for.
Local collector laments the sins of the past
Posted by: Stofer 4-1-01 12:01am
I was young. I was stupid. I ruined one of the most valuable
figures in the Star Wars universe...
Full Story.
Read the Inaugural Edition of Ask Scott Something!
Posted by: Bill Cable 4-1-01 12:01am
Cripes... We're one day into this thing,
and he's already mentioning midgets. What horrors have I unleashed
upon this poor planet??? Read it here!!
God takes on Hasbro!!!
Posted by: Bill Cable 4-1-01 12:01am
In a stunning move to recapture the attention of the world's
youth, God has created a new line of faith-based action figures.
God proclaimed, "I shall nip this Star Wars thing in the
bud before it becomes a religion." You can see the first
wave of religious action figures at the Jesus Christ Super Store.
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